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Laugh until you pop!
Here, I'll throw in any jokes that I heard lately. You can post jokes in the guest book and I may put them here. I'll add one, maybe two, jokes a day unless I haven't heard any good jokes during the day. I'll span it out for a few months, then delete them all and start fresh. If you don't understand this, keep looking back and eventually you will. Have a nice day!
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And now, finally, the Joke Section!!!
September 13, 2001
Bob: Hey Tom, did you hear that they found a smart blond?
Tom: Yeah. It's a Golden Retriever.
September 14, 2001
Doctor: I have some bad news and some even worse news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What could be worse than that?
Doctor: I was supposed to tell you yesterday.
October 1, 2001
Phil: I got my garage enlarged the yestarday.
Santos: Really? How much did it cost.
Phil: Nothing. It was free.
Santos: Wow. I've got to get me a piece of that. Who did you call?
Phil: No one. I let my wife park the car.
The only reason cats exist is to prove to us all that not everything it nature serves a purpose.
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